supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

[ Terry is staring at the cattlesnake. She does nothing but stare. Thousand yard style. ]

i-am-a-cattlesnake:

i-am-a-cattlesnake:

The Cattlesnake is practically her reflection. Except he is a Cattlesnake, and not a curious young girl. He is practically staring right through her.

He stares at her a might longer before huffing.

'Your actions confuse me, tiny human.' He thinks before nudging her forehead with his nose. ‘Are you even alive? Do you need my help?’

"Uu-"

Gosh, this was weird! Curiosity beckons the little lady, and she tries to take a small break from her robotic behavior by trying to think of something to say. She knows it’d be peculiar for her to try to talk to this cow… snake… thing… But the girl tries to carry on. In the end, she just says nothing but an “Uu” that awfully sounds like buzzing.

shxchi:

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The orca had expected more of an outburst than that not…well, her just placing his hands onto him. What did she think she was doing? Tch, he should have just bitten the girl, that would have shown her not to touch him ever again. “Don’t touch me again, brat. I won’t hesitate to bite off a hand of yours.” Its a real threat, sounds like one to. He’s just glaring at her now, seeing if she’s going to tempt her fate or not.

She sniffs her thumb for a moment.

"…I just had several go-there-and-back-home trips today to this place thing that I shouldn’t tell people about. Therefore, I’m basically… industrial thingy oil-scented…? I’m not good for ovens, which is too bad- I bake stuff for a living. Sorta. Kinda." The girl covered her mouth with her two hands. New people weren’t supposed to know that I’m often a garrulous lady. People won’t like me. She thought. “I’m sorry for talking too much- R-really.”

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AU IN WHICH TERRY IS A DEMON

'hella buns'

that’s something miyura’s saying while behind helica, her main squeeze.

ARTAMOS ////////////////////

(( my fave idea is that princess alcie was raised by machines and the one of the reasons that she needs the translator because she has 0 social skills ))

(( WHY IS IT THE ONLY THE YOUNGER ONE SHOWS UP FULL BODY

- GRAND KING EVAN -

- PRINCE TATE VICE - ))