[ terry voice ]

'i don't care if you call a singer a songer

i still want to deep-fry your donger’

(( Imagine Terry attempting to survive Five Nights at Freddy’s.

It isn’t mascots chasing after Terry. It’s Terry chasing after the mascots. ))

pkdiscjockey:

thatpigmaskcolonel:

fuckyeah-scp:

lancecharleson:

riflemarine:

jefflittlesis:

corporationofmoo:

scp-096andscp-106:

fuckyeah-scp:

Well?

(( A fucking back-scratcher.. ))

A drawing of SCP-173

PAPER!

Glass, fuck.

My Computer Tower

Well… This post got around a bit. Considering I am in bed, the only thing to my right is a small table lamp.
o.o It’ll be great against light sensitive scps!
- Roth

Shoes. I’ll give them to SCP-079 in exchange for him unlocking the exits.

A baseball bat swEET!

((  why did it have to be a pillow ))

pkdiscjockey:

thatpigmaskcolonel:

fuckyeah-scp:

lancecharleson:

riflemarine:

jefflittlesis:

corporationofmoo:

scp-096andscp-106:

fuckyeah-scp:

Well?

(( A fucking back-scratcher.. ))

A drawing of SCP-173

PAPER!

Glass, fuck.

My Computer Tower

Well… This post got around a bit. Considering I am in bed, the only thing to my right is a small table lamp.

o.o It’ll be great against light sensitive scps!

- Roth

Shoes. I’ll give them to SCP-079 in exchange for him unlocking the exits.

A baseball bat swEET!

((  why did it have to be a pillow ))

RP with chibi2ki

silent-mechanical-chimera:

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*The boy looked down at Terry. what was this person doing here? Not many people decided to go go near him, and he was fine with that. He used sign language to say: “Hello”, hoping the other person could read sign language. *

[ She hadn’t been using her mind-linked doll things since forever. But today, she tried using that one doll named Prima again.

The doll had its usual vintage-looking green maid outfit on, and it was on Terry’s head. They were mostly used for chores, but there was some sort of strange comfort she felt around them. Terry taps her chin upon seeing the boy, and mutters something. ]

"…Prima. Prima? He’s saying hello, right?"

[ The doll doesn’t even do anything. She just shrugs it off as "Prima’s stubborn and that-is-the-obvious behavior" and shyly smiles. ]

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

"Oh! Oh... Victoria. It's such a bitter c-coincidence, isn't it? How surreal. I know. Let's be friends this time. I won't ever misbehave. I'm a better person now. I really was just a lonely girl who wanted Daddy to stay with me forever... Do you remember me, Victoria? Please tell me. Please do. I was her..."

exblaspheminganonvictoria:

exblaspheminganonvictoria:

… Terry? What’s going on, what…. what have I missed now?

Hold on there, kid. I didn’t agree to any picnics.

"But my picnics are nice! I only ever had them with toys, so it’d be nice to have a picnic with somebody… I dunno. Real."

officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

(( MAAAAN I REALLY WANT TO MKE AN EARTHBOUND AU BLOG FOR MY OCS ))